Recently during a trip to the garbage dump, I was stopped by the attendant in mid-garbage bag throw. “Hey! Stop right there! Do you have any yard waste in those bags?” I was taken aback. “What?” I replied. “You know, like leaves or sticks?” I was quite offended. My cheeks began to burn hot red. Who does this guy take me for?, I thought. “Excuse me, Sir,” I began, “I am a horticulturalist. My business is built on organic matter. Organic matter is practically the source o